roachpatrol:

Do yourself a favor and watch four minutes of baby moose playing with a sprinkler. 

(Source: youtube.com)

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  • Why straight allies don’t belong in safe spaces

    shut-up-im-superman:

    because then i’m forced to look around these spaces and go “i wonder how many of these people are straight” instead of being able to go “wow. look. people who are like me. i am not alone. amazing.”

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  • September 02, 2014, 7:39pm

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  • lustmeadow:

    ikoi:

    i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

    its a free trial of death

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  • “The problem with Seth MacFarlane’s humor, as always, is that he’s almost always punching down instead of punching up. He’s picking on people who have always been picked upon, and he thinks he’s hilarious for doing so. What’s more, he’s making a lot of money from other people who enjoy that sort of thing. But that doesn’t make him funny. It makes him one of those fratboy douchebags who seem to be everywhere in life, even into middle age, making uncomfortably insulting wisecracks that always seem to end with the protest that “I’m just joking.” The result? The two white guys are the straight men in this bit. Everybody else—foreign, old, female—is ripe for the ribbing.”
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  • September 02, 2014, 7:38pm

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  • Reblogged from Am I a freak because I love watching Mary?
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  • Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

    (Source: tracey-hummel)

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  • susemoji:

    new hat

    (Source: poyzn)

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  • coolator:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

    FUCK OFF

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  • myheartbeatsforhummus:

    This post is eveeeeeeeerything

    (Source: murdalinmurda)

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  • September 01, 2014, 6:29pm

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  • thequeerclone:

    the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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