November 2012
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October 2012
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That very awkward moment when your mom asks how...
dizzzynoodles:
actualcanadianfemmesherlock:
dizzzypie:
“…we communicate with each other, mom”
#what do straight people do
Have bad sex, usually
omf this is going around again
Why film schools teach screenwriters not to pass... →
artist, stray dog: Pretty much any interview with... →
polyverse:
Journalist: “What is the government doing to tackle poverty?”
Conservative: “We’ll reduce their incomes, and then they’ll CHOOSE not to be poor”.
Journalist: “Isn’t that, well, the opposite of tackling poverty?”
Conservative: “Because hard-working and decent people are…
the yearning song of flesh on flesh: Good Girl, by... →
beiuet:
Look at you, sitting there being good. After two years you’re still dying for a cigarette. And not drinking on weekdays, who thought that one up? Don’t you want to run to the corner right now for a fifth of vodka and have it with cranberry juice and a nice lemon slice, wouldn’t the…
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novaya zemlya: badfuckingpuns: novazembla:... →
badfuckingpuns:
novazembla:
badfuckingpuns:
[snip]
How to balance “fuck dudes” with “sometimes men and women want to try to be partners DESPITE EVERYTHING”? I mean that in all seriousness, not trying to be cute.
Maybe it’s like, “The male partner’s opinion of his female…
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itsintheskrees:
itsintheskrees:
why not actually get dame shirley bassey instead of having adele do a dsb impression
casually reblogging this again now that the full version is out
the yearning song of flesh on flesh: Ginsberg →
sashayed:
No blame. Anyone who wrote Howl and Kaddish earned the right to make any possible mistake for the rest of his life. I just wish I hadn’t made this mistake with him. It was during the Vietnam war and he was giving a great protest reading in Washington Square Park and nobody…
the yearning song of flesh on flesh: "Crush" by... →
gematriya:
Maybe my limbs are made mostly for decoration, like the way I feel about persimmons. You can’t really eat them. Or you wouldn’t want to. If you grab the soft skin with your fist it somehow feels funny, like you’ve been here before and uncomfortable, too, like you’d…
“25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25
1. Make peace with your parents. Whether...”
– January Nelson, 06/25/12, http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/25-things-to-do-before-you-turn-25/ (via kelstermeister)
DYSAETHESIA AETHIOPICA: karnythia: So I got into... →
karnythia:
So I got into it with the author of this article about appropriation of black cool & the clothes a lot of inner city girls wore as armor in the late 80’s & early 90’s on Twitter. It went about how you’d expect (I just realized looking at comments on the article that she really…
A Queer One From The Start: writeworld: 4 Ways... →
writeworld:
4 Ways High School Makes You Hate Reading
by Christina H for Cracked.com
I can’t be the only one who feels like the schools pulled a sort of bait-and-switch job on us when it came to reading. When I was in elementary school, they went to a lot of trouble to make…
novaya zemlya: britticisms: The things we love can... →
britticisms:
The things we love can be problematic. Nothing and no one is perfect. Our cultural heroes are not infallible. Ignorance is a reality. People can and will do wrong and not realize it. People can and will do wrong and know it and still do it. Shit is complicated.
But if you are…
“I am she of your stories the notorious one leg wrapped around the door bare...”
– I the Woman, by Sandra Cisneros (via villainesses)
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Pink Calls Herself An 'Honorary Lesbian of Los... →
itsintheskrees:
#oh
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“Books say: She did this because. Life says: She did this. Books are where things...”
– Julian Barnes - Flaubert’s Parrot
(via thatquote)
cobaltstrides:
smellnoevil:
after popular new features such as
where the fuck is my customize theme button
and
shit i accidentally followed this random person off my dashboard
check out this new sensation
wow tumblr what the fuck are you doing to my tracked tags i never fucking asked for this
all songs in the new musical put that thing back where it came from or so help me
THE UNTITLED MAG WANTS YOU: feministfilm: I didn’t... →
feministfilm:
I didn’t wanna contribute to anymore of this bullshit, but it’s on my mind and I’m agitated. FUCKING LENA DUNHAM APOLOGISTS, EVERYWHERE, ON MY DASH, GETTING PAYCHECKS, SAYIN’ STUFF, ON THEIR BLOGS, EVERYWHERE. FUCKING LENA DUNHAM APOLOGISTS. It’s one thing to be a fan, or to…
“I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain
ways, they...”
– Life After God, Douglas Coupland. (via gilmorelorelai) 