so beautiful, my zayn baby
“…we communicate with each other, mom”
#what do straight people do
Have bad sex, usually
omf this is going around again
(Source: jizzzyrichardpignoodles, via infinitetransit)
Why film schools teach screenwriters not to pass the Bechdel test -
(Source: bachlobster, via drunkonstyle)
artist, stray dog: Pretty much any interview with a Conservative MP: -
Journalist: “What is the government doing to tackle poverty?”
Conservative: “We’ll reduce their incomes, and then they’ll CHOOSE not to be poor”.
Journalist: “Isn’t that, well, the opposite of tackling poverty?”Conservative: “Because hard-working and decent people are…
the yearning song of flesh on flesh: Good Girl, by Kim Addonizio -
Look at you, sitting there being good.
After two years you’re still dying for a cigarette.
And not drinking on weekdays, who thought that one up?
Don’t you want to run to the corner right now
for a fifth of vodka and have it with cranberry juice
and a nice lemon slice, wouldn’t the…